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“I did not make a pie,” Alec repeated, gesturing expressively with one hand, “for three reasons. One, because I do not have any pie ingredients. Two, because I don’t actually know how to make a pie.” He paused, clearly waiting. Removing his sword and leaning it against the cave wall, Jace said warily, “And three?” “Because I am not your bitch,” Alec said, clearly pleased with himself.” ― Cassandra Clare, City of Heavenly Fire

“Anyone can betray anyone.” ― Victoria Aveyard, Red Queen

“Fire-breathing bitch-queen.” ― Sarah J. Maas, Queen of Shadows

“My mate. Death incarnate. Night triumphant.” ― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Mist and Fury

“It's leviOsa, not levioSA!” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

“It's not because I want to make out with her." Hold on." He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. "I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit” ― John Green, Looking for Alaska

A lot like 50 Shades of Grey... only fifty times better.

“And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…" he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word. "What a stupid lamb," I sighed. "What a sick, masochistic lion.” ― Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

“One minute the teacher was talking about the Civil War. And the next minute he was gone. There. Gone. No 'poof.' No flash of light. No explosion.” ― Michael Grant, Gone